The Theory Of Everything: Archive

A hangover is actually withdrawal from alcohol, not dehydration. It stimulates dehydration through nausea and severe headache, but drinking water while drinking alcohol prior will not help. The best hangover cure is to drink more alcohol. Cheers!

Jun 04, 20120 notes

#science #fact #alcohol #sexy #ant #magic

May 2012

1 post

"Goldie" by A$AP Rocky → youtube.com

This will become a new club staple. I see it already.

May 04, 20121 note

#ASAP #Rocky #Goldie #YouTube #video link #A$AP #music

April 2012

2 posts

Apr 10, 2012438 notes

“I’m a kid in a candy store with pockets full of money, but I just lost my sense of taste” —Me.

Apr 08, 20120 notes

#quote #candy #ant

February 2012

1 post

Feb 07, 201211 notes

#futurama #professor hubert j. farnsworth #science

November 2011

11 posts

I am a Solider

I’m a solider in what is the longest running and expensive war in history. I am a combatant in the war on drugs. It just seems no matter how many pills I pop, lines I snort or even periodic tokes I take, I don’t make a dent on the illegal-industry. But that wont stop me, oh no. I’ll continue fighting the good fight, chopping the nice lines then snorting the good snort. I am a solider in the war on drugs.

Nov 24, 20110 notes

#ant #never stop fighting #war on drugs #drugs #reality

WAIT A GOD-DANG SECOND

you mean the “Instagram” iPhone app isn’t a cocaine delivery service? Good thing I kept the receipt…

Nov 23, 20119 notes

#cocaine #false advertisement #iphone #drug humor

Play

Nov 22, 201120 notes

#Charlie Chaplin #The Great Dictator #Black and White Film #Speech #Still Relevant #Youtube Link

I'm Hungry Alice Cooper

“I’m Hungry” by Alice Cooper

A friend jokingly said a while back “I didn’t know you made a song”. This was the song referenced.