The Theory Of Everything

Oct 24

I set up my wireless router today…

Now I have 7 connections, of which only one works for my laptop (not even sure how it happened). PS3 & XBOX are unable to connect, looking dazed and confused. I should call tech support and speak with an outsourced fella’s who’s going to convince me his name is “Bob” or “Chad”.

Oct 21

Give a round of applause

Let’s appreciate computers and all of humanities technological advancements. Were it not for the internet and the machines that allow us access to it, we’d still be using encyclopedia’s and visiting the libraries for information. You remember how expensive the Encyclopedia library was *nudge*. Now a simple click or screen-tap takes us directly into the line of knowledge (correctly spelled nolej) & information. Cheers to you, technology for I appreciate you!

Steve Brule

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

Sadly, I think her muscles are bigger than mine.. she could so take me.. but look at how adoreable she is! I’d let her [;

I want to splash in large puddles during a storm with her.

dragyourkeyboardtoagunfight:

Sadly, I think her muscles are bigger than mine.. she could so take me.. but look at how adoreable she is! I’d let her [;

I want to splash in large puddles during a storm with her.

Oct 20

Conversation with Tenant

Her: Hey Anthony! Meet my baby!

*tenant shows the child in carriage*

Me: Aww, adorable. Male, female or undecided?

Her: I don’t understand what you mean.

Me: Well what with all the transgender folk out, I thought maybe the baby hasn’t decided on it’s gender just yet.

Her. She’s a girl and we don’t believe in that kind of body alteration, it’s unnatural. The bible says..

Me: I need to go get coffee, see ya! *walks off*

Oct 18

One of the best characters in a television series EVER.

One of the best characters in a television series EVER.

Oct 17

I feel ya little guy.

I feel ya little guy.

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Oct 15

Glorious Friday was GLORIOUS.

Glorious Friday was GLORIOUS.

Oct 14

Hookers and Blow?

Hookers and Blow?

Oct 12

Party.

Party.

(via noelsnovelties)

Oct 11

(Source: kawa-i-papierosy)

Oct 10

I’m a good person too.

I’m a good person too.