The Theory Of Everything

Sep 29

Pee’d on my foot a little bit just now while racing myself to use the potty. But I don’t care! Not even a little!

Sep 28

3 Light tubes and a chair covered in thumbtacks made my back a marvelous crimson in 2007. Good times.

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(via noelsnovelties)

Sep 26

Sep 25

witnessthebeautyofthebeast asked: suck my chinese huevos.

After you die in 100 fires.

NOTE: Each fire can only be started by rubbing two sticks. They can be wet sticks. Or pretzel sticks.

And that gents and wenches

is a night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AROLaCFxDDc

Sep 23

Will his evil reign of destruction ever cease?!

(Source: dahye93)

Sep 16

What was that one song

..by Rebecca Black about a certian day of the week again?

XBL hates Sodomy

-Sign into XBL and see account suspended

-Check email to see why

-mfw

Sep 12

Sep 11

THESE

are not the towers you are looking for.