The Theory Of Everything
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“Heartbeats” by Jose Gonzalez off the 2003 album “Veneer’

Fluorescent black light tube whacked across my upper back during an impromptu photo-shoot. Date of 8/8/11The human body is such a pretty canvas ^_^

Fluorescent black light tube whacked across my upper back during an impromptu photo-shoot. Date of 8/8/11
The human body is such a pretty canvas ^_^

Our consciousness is past/present/future at once. Escape your mind.

Our consciousness is past/present/future at once. Escape your mind.

Finding Nemo hit the nail on the head as far as turtle behavior and way of life is concerned. I had this verified through a conversation with a few turtlesI had via the television set.

Finding Nemo hit the nail on the head as far as turtle behavior and way of life is concerned. I had this verified through a conversation with a few turtlesI had via the television set.

When you walk through the streets at night now a days, you’re usually only met by the blue light of a television set through an endless hallway of windows and street lamps.

When you walk through the streets at night now a days, you’re usually only met by the blue light of a television set through an endless hallway of windows and street lamps.

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A Necessary End” by Saltillo off their album ‘Ganglion (2006)’

There aren’t many albums I’ve found that I can enjoy this deeply from beginning to end that was released in the past 5 years that isn’t a Radiohead album. Smooth sounds, man.

Dear Sexual Partners: sometimes it takes us men upwards of an hour or more find the proper material we need to get our rocks off solo. Don’t feel offended that the woman we are watching don’t resemble you, she doesn’t  share your same taste in food, had different colored Nike’s, has a different cup size, isn’t even a woman, or doesn’t share the same starting Pokemon selection as you do. Things must be VERY specific when we need to choke the ol’ chicken. No disrespect and know we still love you. <3

Dear Sexual Partners: sometimes it takes us men upwards of an hour or more find the proper material we need to get our rocks off solo. Don’t feel offended that the woman we are watching don’t resemble you, she doesn’t  share your same taste in food, had different colored Nike’s, has a different cup size, isn’t even a woman, or doesn’t share the same starting Pokemon selection as you do. Things must be VERY specific when we need to choke the ol’ chicken. No disrespect and know we still love you. <3

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“Teenage Crime (Axwell Remix) by Adrian Lux

I pee&#8217;d a little laughing.

I pee’d a little laughing.

It&#8217;s been about 20 minutes and I still can&#8217;t get the almost smug smirk off my face. From what I read a few minutes before the smirking commenced; &#8220;more doctors are offering financing for breast augmentation&#8221;. Hot fucking damn. Screw getting a finance plan with a bank loan to get that new car you want or home loan you desperately need (but will have to default on 3 years later), INCREASE THAT BUSTLINE!

It’s been about 20 minutes and I still can’t get the almost smug smirk off my face. From what I read a few minutes before the smirking commenced; more doctors are offering financing for breast augmentation”. Hot fucking damn. Screw getting a finance plan with a bank loan to get that new car you want or home loan you desperately need (but will have to default on 3 years later), INCREASE THAT BUSTLINE!

temperate:

Ey, Squidward? Ey, Squidward? Ey, Squidward?

temperate:

Ey, Squidward? Ey, Squidward? Ey, Squidward?

&#8220;Hey, you created me. I didn&#8217;t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!&#8221;

“Hey, you created me. I didn’t create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!”

Was just having a conversation, music came up and remembered I had this image.

Was just having a conversation, music came up and remembered I had this image.