The Theory Of Everything
When I wash my hands in the sink..

..I sometimes pretend that the bubbles forming are all cells multiplying and growing at an incredible rate of speed.

I’m a good person too.

I’m a good person too.

amirite?

amirite?

Our consciousness is past/present/future at once. Escape your mind.

Our consciousness is past/present/future at once. Escape your mind.

Finding Nemo hit the nail on the head as far as turtle behavior and way of life is concerned. I had this verified through a conversation with a few turtlesI had via the television set.

Finding Nemo hit the nail on the head as far as turtle behavior and way of life is concerned. I had this verified through a conversation with a few turtlesI had via the television set.

It’s been about 20 minutes and I still can’t get the almost smug smirk off my face. From what I read a few minutes before the smirking commenced; “more doctors are offering financing for breast augmentation”. Hot fucking damn. Screw getting a finance plan with a bank loan to get that new car you want or home loan you desperately need (but will have to default on 3 years later), INCREASE THAT BUSTLINE!

It’s been about 20 minutes and I still can’t get the almost smug smirk off my face. From what I read a few minutes before the smirking commenced; more doctors are offering financing for breast augmentation”. Hot fucking damn. Screw getting a finance plan with a bank loan to get that new car you want or home loan you desperately need (but will have to default on 3 years later), INCREASE THAT BUSTLINE!

Was just having a conversation, music came up and remembered I had this image.

Was just having a conversation, music came up and remembered I had this image.